Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Gemini: fake
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Libra: basic
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Capricorn: bitter
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself

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29.Jul.14 28 minutes ago





lady gaga’s dog is wearing my college tuition around her neck


Watch that dog get robbed real quick.

…can you rob an animal?

If i see it on the street we gone find out. 

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29.Jul.14 2 hours ago


if my pee clear, my mind clear

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  • Baby: Ho ho- Ho
  • Mom: Are you hot?
  • Baby: Honestly, these people have me fucked up, like they just kicked me off the tennis court for trying to continue tennis fashion 2014 like honestly i don't deserve this. Now they're out there playing their terrible game of tennis like I can see them across the street on the tennis court. SO THINK I CAN'T SEE YOU!I can see you and I'm watching you and your in my video with your ugly children um and she just kicked me off the court pretty much by just walking up and their child is like *points finger* "SEE SEE?" pointing at me and saying something like first of all, you need to not do that. Second of all, if you're a parent, you need to tell your child don't point at someone and say "see see" and third of all, stop talking shit, cuz you're obviously talking shit because you didn't say anything and the kids say "see see" like Bitch I didn't see you when you were walking up and I don't care that you're here now. Don't you ever point your ugly finger at me um i'll call the police umm don't be rudely kick people off tennis courts when we are trying um to start a movement um fuck you *sniff* pretty much?
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